Anything I say, think, or otherwise in this website or anywhere else is said purely because I felt like saying it at the time. If I say anything offensive, I probably meant it, but I doubt I have or will say anything offensive. If I accidentally say anything offensive, then I didn’t mean it and you should disregard it completely.
If any spelling mistakes are found you can deal with it or you can tell me and I will happily learn from my mistake and fix it. No credit will be given unless it was a class III spelling mistake or higher.
In the event of an emergency, the exits are located to the top right hand corner of your browser window and the ‘back’ button somewhere in the top left. Should the emergency result with a landing in water I will ask why the hell you had your computer anywhere near water. Should said emergency result in fire I will immediately fight it with fire.
I will not be held responsible for anything.
Thank you for your patience.
